A quiz done in collaboration with my sister, and you will be able to tell. It went from odd to odder, we were in odd moods.


1) Full name?
Caroline Elaine Spicer

2) Male/Female?
FEmale. I like males.

3) Were you named after anyone?
I was named after a rabid racoon my mom shooed out of the trash can with a broom.

4) Does your name mean anything?
Cockbiter.

5) Nickname(s)?
Carebear, Skinfisherman, Lord of the Dance

6) What do you think you look like?
Epic fail.

7) Date of birth?
February 24th, 1989.

8) Place of birth and current location?
The alleyway behind the King Street 7-11, and now I work there.

9) Nationality?
Tardlet

10) Astrology sign?
Pisces.

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Sheep. No. Snake. Like trousers.

12) Religion?
Christian

13) What's your favorite smell?
The smell of a freshly slapped face

14) Political Position?
The corporate merger

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I drink the youth from my neighbour's children.

16) Hair + eye color?
Pink and jimmy.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
I look like a cross between Richard Simmons, Cher, and Brian Peppers.


18) What do you look like?
Didn't I already answer that?

19) Any unusual talents?
I can flip around the corner, flat as a pancake.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
I like spackling.

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
I don't even care about species.

22) What do you do for a living?
Well, it's a long story. I work at the 7-11, but really, I like to do amateur pornography in my spare time. My favourite is goat on sheep.

23) What do you do for fun?
Sex.

24) Materials to work with?
Skin.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Soft, supple skin. Usually the stuff I work with is kinda rough and used.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
I was born of man

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
I have friends in my pants

28) Crush?
I prefer to trample.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Woody Harrelson. Because NO.

30) Current worries?
Couch is a little on the worn side.

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
I have no electricity in my house. I light by candle.

32) Favorite place to be?
The bedroom

33) Least favorite place to be?
The closet in my grandmother's flat. It smells like listerine and moth

34) Do you burn or tan?
I'm a pasty little bugger.

35) Ever break a bone?
Oh, a great many. Sometimes the menfolk get frisky

36) What is your favorite cereal?
Wheat germ

37) Person you cry with?
I don't cry. I got my tear ducts removed in '86. But if I did cry, it'd be with Verne.

38) Any sisters?
One, and I want to strap a pastrami to both thighs and release the hounds

39) Any brothers?
No.

40) Any pets?
The hounds. They like pastrami.

41) An illness?
I can't move my arteries

42) A pager?
I shun things that beep louder than my egg timer

43) A personal phone line?
Stalker

44) A cell phone?
Would you like to HAVE SEX?

45) A visible birthmark?
Only on places that Verne has seen

46) A pool or hot tub?
I like lukewarm.

47) A car?
I drive a Turcel. No, I'm kidding, that's a piece of shit. I segway.

48) Personality?
*cough* Ass.


49) Driving?
Only on the golf course

50) Your clothing style?
Loose and warm

51) Room?
Pink. I like pastel.

52) What’s missing?
My left sock. And pride.

53) School?
Of fish.

54) Bed?
Me.

55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
Germ-free

56) Do you believe in yourself?
I believe that one day, everyone will be touched by the sight of my dangling penis on the morning news. Hah, I don't have a penis. I tricked you.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Only for the blind. And I mean you, Stevie.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
I listen like my 87 year old grandmother.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
International orgy day.

60) Get along with your parents?
THIS WAS ALREADY ASKED.


61) Save your e-mail conversations?
I have conversations with the walls

62) Pray?
That you don't ask me this question again or i will release the prawns.

63) Believe in reincarnation?
As a prawn.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Thrice.

65) Like to talk on the phone?
I rather prefer FACE to FACE contact. Mostly because face is involved.

66) Like to eat?
Meat.

67) Like to exercise?
DANCERCISE! Eat me Richard Simmons. OH WAIT I'M SLIMMER NOW, YOU CAN'T.

68) Like to watch sports?
Cricket

69) Sing in the car?
Screeching cats

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
It involves both sex, and oddly coloured seabirds.

71) Dream in color?
Oddly coloured SEABIRDS.

72) Do you have nightmares?
Sometimes the seabirds attack.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
It's blue. And it's a seabird.

74) What's right next to you?
The lovely orange beak of my seabird.

75) What's on your favorite mug?
Birds from the sea.

76) What's on your mouse pad?
Perch

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Perch

78) Your brand of deodorant?
Gull

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
On the beach of an island covered in THRUSH.

80) Your dream husband/wife?
A potato with a smiley face drawn on it in magic marker.

81) What's hiding in your closet?
That very potato.

82) Under your bed?
Tato.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Verne.

84) Your bad time of the day?
The day the seabirds awaken and take me to the isle of Mann. Even though I love both them, and Ireland.

85) Your worst fear(s)
Fail.

86) What's the weather like?
Sweet potato pie. OH NO MY HUSBAND

87) Your favorite time of year?
Summer, for it is warm and seabirds abound.

88) Your favorite holiday?
National Vole Appreciation Day

89) A material weakness?
Soft feathers

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
Should have had a V8.

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
You.

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Folgers in my cup.

93) A pet peeve?
Grape vines.

94) Your scariest moment?
Being snared in a vine of grapes.

95) Your attitude about love?
I love many marine mammals.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Wasted MY LIFE on this quiz.

97) The worst feeling in the world?
Sharp beaks pecking at you.

98) The best feeling in the world
Soft beaks stroking you lovingly.

99) Who sent this to you?
Verne.

100) Make up a better question than '5 People to send this too?"
Look up, what do you see? (It better be seabirds, or they're not doing their job)